In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy (and 'cause I 'have' a few rednecks in the old family tree) here is a few redneck'isms for ya.
Here's a redneck time-out. Ha! This is tempting!
Now a redneck really knows how to pimp a ride!
But family time always trumps everything.
I'd like to leave ya'll with this:
A state trooper pulls over a pickup and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The redneck says, "Bout wut?"
Ya'll have a wonderful weekend!
12 comments:
I swear I saw that stretch limo pickup, minus the camper, going through town last night!
Great redneck limo!!
And your duct tape baby pic is always a classic.
Hey what's the matter with family time, I always serve my KFC with a Marlboro hanging out of my mouth :)
I love that freakin' Jeff Foxworthy. Have a great day!
OMG that's funny.
Two things grabbed me in this post. One, the fact that the parents had the wherewithal to duct tape the duck (irony? Nah.) next to the kid, and two, the complete desecration of a Norman Rockwell.
Thanks for the chuckles.
I love redneck jokes because it's a little scary how well I can identify with them.
Got no ID. That's a good one.
Is it wrong that I've considered duct taping my children to the wall? Does that make me a red-neck?!
Hahaha.......hey....How'd you get the picture of my family at Thanksgiving???
I love it!!! That chicken looks good.....
I'm sorry. I don't get it.
What's so funny about duct taping your baby to the wall?
I think that is a perfectly acceptable timeout strategy.
(Also is the eye missing from that stuffed duck? Now THAT'S disturbing.)
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