Thursday, April 16, 2009

I'm gonna be a BFF

Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

Yep, Jaci has started up Blog Fart Friday, which is totally up my alley since that is generally about all my mind does most of the time.

I think this is the first year in about 10 years that I actually got my Christmas stuff down before Easter. Of course, that was only cause Da Man started doing it and he just can't put things away the way I want things put away so that meant that I had to do it or put up with him doing it and I just couldn't do that.

Yeah, I totally talk like that in real life also.

Why does there always seem to be some sort of condiment sitting on my dining room table? I'm staring at a bottle of ketchup right now.

I would KILL to have an Alice from the Brady Bunch in my life. I would be a happy and well-adjusted woman if I only had an Alice.

I crack myself up when I comment on other people's blogs. I'm only sorry that all of you don't get to read all of me. It's really your loss. Really.

How in the world did the whole Easter Bunny thing even come to be? I get chocolate, cause who doesn't want another day when eating chocolate is encouraged, but eggs and bunnies. Someone was out drinking late when that one was born!

Gilles' wife? I could take her down in an instant. Just gravity would do it.


mo.stoneskin said...

One day a bunny was sitting on a dining room table looking at a random condiment that had been left. Life is so boring, he thought, and I fancy some chocolate.


I shall become The Easter Bunny!

Hit 40 said...

Mo.stoneskin must never sleep.

Easter is getting over the top! Time to take the clutter and gift giving back several notches for both holidays!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Hit 40. Easter as the new Christmas kinda sucks, and my house looks like Toys-R-Us threw up all over it anyway. Do I really need to fill a basket up with candy and dollar store junk?

At least your table doesn't have old breakfast dishes still sitting on it. I have to clean up from that last meal before I can sit down and eat the new one. Totally gross.

Starwoodgal said...

BFF - love it!

I'll be 48 this summer. Gravity and overhead lighting are my enemies. I didn't know fat could change locations like that. My hearing is really bad and my reading glasses script changes faster than my mood swings. :)

Loved the post and your BLOG. Drifted over from Mental Pause Mama. Have a great BFF!

kel said...

Well, you can't have Alice, because she is going to be my maid. So there.

Anonymous said...

The condiment problems in my house all stem from men.

Jen said...

I am so in love with the blog farts and I must say that you are one funny lady. ;)

H.K. said...

I laughed about a condiment always being at your table because I'm looking at a jar of jam on mine, which is always there!

Found you via Mama Kat, but had to post on this one. I"m also a BFF, but I'm a rebel and tend do it on Saturdays, I guess that makes me a BFS? Doesn't sound good as BFF.

Lacey said...

This was hilarious! And I'm with you about the condiments on the table thing... except mine always end up on the counter. What's with that?

noble pig said...

I will so fight you to the death for Alice.

indiana.girl said...

Can you imagine if Alice were president? Utopia.

Snooty Primadona said...

Hey girlfriend, you crack me up too!

Do you remember the old TV show Hazel? When the kids were toddlers & I was having medical issues, I found a Hazel, only her name was Shirley. She even had red hair & loved my babies as much as I did. She saved my sanity during those tough times.

Don't get me started about when I kept my tree up for FOUR years. Yup, I did. Not because I wanted to though. It was just because we couldn't get it out the door to take it to storage, lol. Feel better now?

Please never change because you are one funny, twisted sistah!

Shannon said...

Oh, I so need an Alice in my life, too. That would be so. totally. awesome.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

BFF I love it! Keep on cracking us up chickie!

Jason, as himself said...

I agree about Easter. I don't need another exhausting holiday. Is that awful?

I love a woman who cracks herself up!