Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'm not Ragin Hormone, I swear I'm not!

That darn Snarkiness! She's always messing with me! I will admit that I used to have a bit of a hormonal side but ever since Shawn has been taking that lovely little blue on blue hormone pill, there has hardly been a bit of 'ragin' going on.

I'm just simply Emotional, that's all. Lovely and simple. You know what else is lovely and simple? My cat Cupcake. She was just a half-drowned, half-dead little kitten that someone just tossed out before she was even old enough to eat on her own. We found her in the front yard...couldn't even see because her eye infections were so bad. Now she's my nap buddy. So sweet!

Hey! Who left the ketchup on the dining room table? Again! Oh, great. There's the mustard to keep it company. It's a regular condiment mosh pit, I tell ya!

Why doesn't anyone pick up after themselves? Why am I the one that gets stuck doing the real cleaning? Waaaaahh! I wanna be rich and have a housekeeper and a chef and a personal trainer....and....and...:::sniff::::...and I want a world that doesn't tear itself apart and I want...oh, hell, I don't even really know what I want.

I'm going to get a glass of wine and curl up and watch Lifetime Movies all day long.

All my love,
Shawn's Emotional side (NOT aka Ragin Hormone)

12 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Oh my gawd. Now you've got me started.

Kathy B! said...

Raging hormones need cages that we can put them into only to be released at convenient times.

My advice? TWO glasses of wine.

Jen said...

I want to join you with the wine and on the couch. Lets be all weepy together.

Dr Zibbs said...

Awww yeah.

mo.stoneskin said...

Has it occured to you that it might be Cupcake that is leaving the ketchup on the table?

princessdiva said...

Shawn, now you are REALLY starting to concern me. Why don't you come and check in with me sometime this week and we can discuss this multiple personality thing you have goin on, I think I have a little something that can help out!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

They have drugs for the rages you know. And they work. Trust me, I know.

The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said...

Condiment hell I tell ya. It's almost like putting an empty ice tea pitcher back in the fridge. Rage on girl !

Queen-Size funny bone said...

the other day I was feeling pretty
blue so i curled up with a drink
and the finale of M.A.S.H and cried
for a hour.

Marido1125 said...

A BIG dose of the new drug "FUCITOL" would help guide you in the right direction.

noble pig said...

OMG!

Snooty Primadona said...

I like Marido's prescription for FUCITOL. I want some of that shit.