Thursday, April 23, 2009

I'm your BFF! Again!




I'm totally liking this whole BFF thing. Don't know what BFF is? Where ya been? Under a rock? Sheesh. Go over to Jaci's blog and check it out already. Just don't call her Jaycee...she hates that. It's pronounced Jacki...which I totally know since I'm one of her very bestest friends. She just doesn't know that yet. But she will, I have her phone number now...and her cell number....and her address....and I know what she drives....muahahahahaha! Oooohhh, I almost scared myself there for a moment! Hah!

She defines it as:

Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

Cool right? Right. I thought so too. Great minds really do think alike don't they?

I really wanna come up with one of those linky things and then I can be one of the popular girls instead of one of the poopular ones. Heh. That cracks me up. I know, humor quotient level of a 9 year old. I blame it on my pre-teen boys. I laugh at farts too (mine anyway). I give 'em the old stink-eye when it's them doing it.

I particularly laugh out loud when I delicately pass just a little gas but I'm sitting on my wooden chair and it sounds like a machine gun straight out of the 1920's gangster wars and it scares my dog out of a sound sleep and he jumps up, barks, spins around and heads downstairs to hide. I literally laugh out loud.

Didn't know that I took Blog 'Fart' Friday so literally didja?

It's amazing to watch the progression of excuses when a child doesn't want to go to bed. From the utilitarian like "I forgot to brush my teeth" or "I need to go to the bathroom" to the needy like "I need a drink of water" or "I forgot to give you a bedtime hug" to the downright pitiful "My stomach hurts" or "I had a bad dream". I particularly love the last one when it's only been 2.6 minutes since the last time they were up.

I love wine. I think I have about a half-bottle in the frig. I'm gonna go check.

Hey, everyone check out my groupies bloggy love mosh pit over there...I've gotten 7 new moshers this week! Woohoo! Actually, it's been 3 months since I started this thing. It's 'bout damn time I'm starting to be idolized collect more of you cute little things. Ya'll are better than beanie babies a big tub of buttered popcorn (and I LOVE my buttered popcorn!)

Oh, you have to click on the 'you're next' thing so a window pops up to show you who's doing BFF. You don't have to sign on any dotted lines or anything, just pop up the window. Don't worry though, I already whined told her about it. I'm bitchy good like that.

14 comments:

Stacey said...

You sure you didn't get to that wine at the beginning of that rambling post???

Too funny.

mo.stoneskin said...

Stacey, I'm guessing she got to the first half of the wine before the post!

;)

Mental P Mama said...

All that on just a half bottle of wine? I'm guessing there's tequila in there, too.

Peggy said...

Wait...so for BFF you literally get to post about farting? Yeah, you had me at machine gun farting.

I'm your 44th follower so I am your Barack Obama of followers...I wonder if he machine gun farts in the White House and wakes up his new portugeuse water dog or whatever (tf) it is? I'd put money on the fact that he does!

Jaci said...

Only 3 months and you're up to 43 Followers? That's awesome! Keep up the great writing! :)

Peggy said...

Oh, and I followed your Twitter too...#5 baby...so that makes me the...hmmmm, let me think, oh yeah the James Monroe of Twitter followers...yeah, I know my presidents...I did NOT have to google that...what?!

Shawn said...

Oh you guys...that was me SOBER! I'm seriously gonna have to post sometime when I have had something to drink. I get worse.

OMG, I'm so reminded of times when my sister and I would be drinking and talking and get each other laughing so hard we are both crying and having trouble catching our breath.

I love that.

Oh, and Peggy? Consider me your new puppy! Umm, more like an old dog actually. I'll lay around and sleep, eat and occasionally fart. At least I don't shed..oh, yeah, I do. Nevermind.

Hey Mama where's my... said...

thanks for the comment. i thought i was the only female who laughed at my own farts, we are such kindred spirits lol~ my hubby and i have contests. love the mental image of your dog startling awake, too funny!

Snooty Primadona said...

Apparently, I have the humor quotient level of a 9 yr. old too 'cause you crack me up! And, if you really want to laugh over your farts, you've GOT to try eating some Fiber Choice. They get gargantuan, lol.

Brandy said...

3 months? Yeah you're still a newby. But doing great!

I'm thinking more like margaritas tonight.....

Phat Mama said...

I laughed all the way through and if you can have more than one BFF, add me to the list of people that lurve and adore you!

Nosonew said...

Wait til I tell the girls their auntie Farts. LOL!!!

Idiosynkrasia said...

That whole farting on the wood chair and scaring the crap out of the dog made me LOL too. Not sure what your following is up to but I'm about to add to it. Like Jesus and the disciples...only more than 12. Heeey...I have 13, maybe I should can someone...

Shawn said...

Ahahahaha! You guys crack me up!

Umm..don't worry Nosonew. The girls already know. ::wink::