Mine I say! Mine! Muahahahahaha!
I knew that if I kept it up long enough that party-pooper Sanity would finally just give up and take off. Like it did. Loser.
Which means I AM THE WINNER! Sing it with me! Iiiii aamm thuuuh weiner! Winner winner chicken dinner!
I feel like dressing up like Bette Midler in that witch show she was in and start singing "I put a spell on you...and now you're mii-ine!" Then all my neighbors can get all dressed up and put on Madonna boobs and dance all night long. In the street, so I can see them whenever I want to.
Hey! No! Go away! This is MY time to rule! Gotta run, Ragin Hormone is making a power play.
Love ya'll,
Shawn's Snarkiness.
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It must feel good to just give in and let yourself go totally wacko without worrying about what anyone else thinks! I hope you enjoy your lack of Sanity.
Just don't hurt anybody. Or get locked up in the loony bin. They don't let loonies blog.
It's 6:10am, and that all sounded a bit crazy at this time of the morning!
I need that secret.
Who are you and WHAT have you done with my daughter?
I think the girl needs a big Dr. Pepper and a tub of guacamole.
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