Monday, April 20, 2009

Now you are ALL mine!

Mine I say! Mine! Muahahahahaha!

I knew that if I kept it up long enough that party-pooper Sanity would finally just give up and take off. Like it did. Loser.

Which means I AM THE WINNER! Sing it with me! Iiiii aamm thuuuh weiner! Winner winner chicken dinner!

I feel like dressing up like Bette Midler in that witch show she was in and start singing "I put a spell on you...and now you're mii-ine!" Then all my neighbors can get all dressed up and put on Madonna boobs and dance all night long. In the street, so I can see them whenever I want to.

Hey! No! Go away! This is MY time to rule! Gotta run, Ragin Hormone is making a power play.

Love ya'll,
Shawn's Snarkiness.


Jason, as himself said...

It must feel good to just give in and let yourself go totally wacko without worrying about what anyone else thinks! I hope you enjoy your lack of Sanity.

Just don't hurt anybody. Or get locked up in the loony bin. They don't let loonies blog.

mo.stoneskin said...

It's 6:10am, and that all sounded a bit crazy at this time of the morning!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I need that secret.

hermomsometimes said...

Who are you and WHAT have you done with my daughter?

Staci said...

I think the girl needs a big Dr. Pepper and a tub of guacamole.