Monday, April 20, 2009

Now you are ALL mine!

Mine I say! Mine! Muahahahahaha!

I knew that if I kept it up long enough that party-pooper Sanity would finally just give up and take off. Like it did. Loser.

Which means I AM THE WINNER! Sing it with me! Iiiii aamm thuuuh weiner! Winner winner chicken dinner!

I feel like dressing up like Bette Midler in that witch show she was in and start singing "I put a spell on you...and now you're mii-ine!" Then all my neighbors can get all dressed up and put on Madonna boobs and dance all night long. In the street, so I can see them whenever I want to.

Hey! No! Go away! This is MY time to rule! Gotta run, Ragin Hormone is making a power play.

Love ya'll,
Shawn's Snarkiness.

5 comments:

Jason, as himself said...

It must feel good to just give in and let yourself go totally wacko without worrying about what anyone else thinks! I hope you enjoy your lack of Sanity.

Just don't hurt anybody. Or get locked up in the loony bin. They don't let loonies blog.

mo.stoneskin said...

It's 6:10am, and that all sounded a bit crazy at this time of the morning!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I need that secret.

hermomsometimes said...

Who are you and WHAT have you done with my daughter?

Staci said...

I think the girl needs a big Dr. Pepper and a tub of guacamole.