Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Inventors wanted! Puhleaze!

I'm such a gadgetaholic. As many as I already have, I want even more, including some that I can't seem to find anywhere.

I want a washer/dryer system that runs itself. I'll take the time to sort things into various color bins plus a 'delicate' bin. But I think the system at that point then decides that there are enough clothes to do a load, runs it on the appropriate setting, shuttles it over to the dryer, folds it if it is towels or linens of some sort and sends a text message to the designated person that clothing items are ready to be folded or hung up. Of course, the clothes will be kept going on fluff until done so that there are no wrinkles.

I want a little vaccuum cleaner kinda like those little Goomba things they have but this one should have a scanner on it and if it approaches a smallish item, then an arm reaches out and picks up the item and deposits it in a basket. That way the vaccuum completely cleans the floor as well as picking up the mess.

Hmm..what else.

I wouldn't mind an automatic dog feeder/waterer with an extra attachment that sprays doggie cologne while the dog is eating. I have a really stinky dog..even after he's been freshly bathed.

I want a gadget that pinches people on the butt when they visit my blog and then leave without commenting! Bwahahaha!

Oh, and I want one of these too.


Kathy B! said...

Hilarious!!!! I want one of those butt pinchers ASAP!

Mental P Mama said...

Isn't that the maid from The Jetson's? I'll just take her. Thanks. She can do all the stuff on the list;)

Staci said...

I just didn't want to get pinched! When you get all these things, get two so I can have one too!

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

I want a Rosie the Robot too!

Maybe that would sufficiently scare lurkers into commenting. We could all use that!

Found your blog through "An Italian Mama Gone Crazy" blog and I thought I would say hello.

Jen said...

I totally think that you are onto something.
See fear of butt pinching made me comment ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm still waiting for my jetpack damn it.

Anonymous said...

I want a wife, that bitch does it all.

noble pig said...

Oh yes, Rosie the Robot can come to my house any day!

imbeingheldhostage said...

I want a rosie too-- I liked the way she kept the kids in line as well as DID EVERYTHING ELSE. Please don't pinch me, I'm commenting!!

The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said...

Mmmmmm, me too. I would also like someone around to pick up Gus' dog crap !

Just Kids said...

Funny. I want a person/object to tell my kids every 15 minutes to get homework done before I get home from work.

septembermom said...

Love the vacuum idea! I could use all those gadgets. Anything to make my life easier :) Love Rosie too. Fun post!

Summer said...

get busy girlfriend! I want all those too!

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