Sunday, March 1, 2009
Now this is MY kind of living will!
I, Shawn AKA numberonesistah, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Diet Dr. Pepper
Chicken fried steak
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hearby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, kick the bucket, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing', and call it a day!
(totally stolen from Maxine!)