- I can carry an extra book or 3 ring binder when my hands are already full.
- I can tie my hair back with my breasts when all of my rubber bands have broken.
- I can truly 'slap someone silly'.
- I can provide a nice breeze on a hot day for my family just by jumping up and down.
- I can spin in a circle for a long time due to extra centrifugal force.
- I can put any baby in the world to sleep just by laying them on my boobs.
Please help me add to this list. We must raise up the moods of big-breasted women everywhere! Let's show them our support!